DeTomaso Mailing List: April 1997, Message #69
     



From: brockctella@juno.com (Brock C Tella)

Subject: (none)

Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 20:18:07 PST



There was this priest and this rabbi that met by chance, the result of a

head on collision. Both cars were totalled but they were both uninjured.

They both climbed from the wreckage and the rabbi spotted the priest's

cleric garb and advised him that he was a rabbi and that it must be

God`s intervention that neither of them was injured. The rabbi also

looked in his car and brought out a bottle of Mogan David wine, saying

it must be a miracle that the bottle survived the crash intact. The

rabbi then opened the bottle and offered it to the priest saying "we

should celebrate this miracle with a drink from this miraculous bottle

of wine". The priest took a long drink and offered back to the rabbi who

shook his head no. The priest asked the rabbi "aren't you going to have a

drink", the rabbi said "I'll wait until after the police have left".