DeTomaso Mailing List: June 97, Message #206
     



From: pantera@shiseis.com (Shane F. Ingate)

Subject: Oil additives

Date: Mon, 16 Jun 97 13:14:51 PDT



Some people maintain it doesn't work, but I have real, actual,

honest-to-grapefruit PROOF that oil additives WORK.   I bought a used 1975

AMC Pacer with a straight-6 engine.  The first thing I did when I got it

home was to add a gallon of DOCTOR MO-JO'S MOTOR CREAM with FLEX FLUORIDE

and VITAMIN-E and genuine "SLIPRION" brand Teflon-like product.

Immediately, several improvements were noted.  My mileage went from 20 to

60 miles per gallon.  The performance increased--the car had

149,450 miles on it when I got it, and was a real dog.  After adding

DOCTOR MO-JO's MOTOR CREAM with FLEX FLUORIDE and VITAMIN-E and genuine

"SLIPRION" brand Teflon-like product, it now goes from 0-60 mph in just a

tad under 5 seconds--and that's without shifting the three-on-the-tree out

of SECOND gear!  Also, miscellaneous other improvements were noticed, too:

The air conditioner stopped leaking and began working--it will now freeze

you out of the car.  Also, that nasty dashboard rattle STOPPED

immediately.  The braking and handling of the car have also improved

dramatically--I understand that this effect will continue with further

treatment with DOCTOR MO-JO's MOTOR CREAM with FLEX FLUORIDE and VITAMIN-E

and genuine ":SLIPRION" brand Teflon-like product.  And perhaps the most

amazing of all, the car actually looks LESS and LESS like the AMC stylists

were on very, very tightly controlled substances while designing the car,

the more of this miracle additive I use!  Also, on my last smog check, the

car's exhaust--remember, this car has almost 200,000 miles on it now--was

actually CLEANER than the surrounding air by an order of magnitude.  All

thanks to miraculous DOCTOR MO-JO's MOTOR CREAM with FLEX FLUORIDE and

VITAMIN-E and genuine "SLIPRION" brand Teflon-like product.

It's not available in stores and can only be had by calling

1-800-IMA-CHUMP.  Minimum order is 300 cans (a can is 4.2305 ounces, each

treatment requires half a gallon).  If you order 600 cans all at once,

you get--absolutely free--a genuine MUSTAFA SOYSAL brand FUEL LINE MAGNET

to bombard and

irradiate the fuel, repolarizing its molecular structure and making it

burn cleaner and more completely!  Order 900 cans, and you get--absolutely

free--a 12-oz bottle of genuine

CHARLENE BLAKE brand auto upholstery stain remover, guaranteed to remove

grape koolaid stains even from tough Chrysler upholstery.



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