DeTomaso Mailing List: July 97, Message #151
     



From: "Steve Liebenow" <steve.liebenow@eur.ericsson.com>

Subject: FWD>Speeding ticket

Date: 9 Jul 1997 08:36:53 -0800



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FYA,

Steve  )

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>Subject: Speeding ticket

>

>

>A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the

>speed limit.  He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear

>view mirror.  He thinks "I can outrun this guy," so he floors it and the

>race is on.  The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 =

miles

>an hour.  Finally, as

>his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures "what the heck," and gives

>up.  He pulls over to the curb.  The police officer gets out of his

>cruiser and approaches the car.  He leans down and says "listen mister,

>I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home.  Give me a good

>excuse and I'll let you go."

>The man thought for a moment and said..."Three weeks ago, my wife ran =

off

>with a police officer.  When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror, =

I

>thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to

>me!"

>





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