From: MrTella@aol.com Subject: Fwd: Something About a Rabbitt Date: Sat, 2 Aug 1997 08:34:44 -0400 (EDT) ![]()
DeTomaso Mailing List: August 97, Message #71
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--------------------- Forwarded message: Subj: Something About a Rabbitt Date: 97-07-30 13:33:14 EDT From: DCHI1993 To: CALFUN2,RHarvey305,MSWebGuy To: LadyBridle,LordBridle,Ugh7 To: DBerr11334,MrTella,Portero1 To: Davin01,JOHN.TROXEL@prudential.com > >Subject: something about a bunny > > The LAPD(Los Angeles Police Dept. ), The FBI, and > the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending > criminals. > The President decides to give them a test. He releases a > rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. > The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. > They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months > of extensive investigation they conclude that rabbits do not exist. > The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the > forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make > no > apologies. The rabbit had it coming. > The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten > bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a > rabbit!' > >> --------------------- Forwarded message: Subj: Fwd: FW: FW: Something About a Rabbitt Date: 97-07-29 01:28:17 EDT From: DCHI 1890 To: DCHI1993 check this one out... --------------------- Forwarded message: From: JonathanS@minimed.com (Jonathan Salvador) To: aarenas@juno.com ('Arnel Arenas'), jasonsal@pulua.hcc.hawaii.edu ('Jason Salvador'), ICEEice4U@aol.com ('Joseph Rabago'), jsavella@tacobell.com ('Joseph Savella'), dchi1890@aol.com ('Ronald Sagmit'), wnunes@aloha.net ('Wendell Nunes') Date: 97-07-28 18:23:58 EDT I am Pro-LAPD but I thought this was kinda funny.... > >Subject: something about a bunny > > The LAPD(Los Angeles Police Dept. ), The FBI, and > the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending > criminals. > The President decides to give them a test. He releases a > rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. > The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. > They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months > of extensive investigation they conclude that rabbits do not exist. > The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the > forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make > no > apologies. The rabbit had it coming. > The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten > bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a > rabbit!' > > > > ==============================================================================