DeTomaso Mailing List: August 97, Message #72
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--------------------- Forwarded message: Subj: Be Careful another genie joke Date: 97-07-30 13:35:27 EDT From: DCHI1993 To: CALFUN2,RHarvey305,MSWebGuy To: LadyBridle,LordBridle,Ugh7 To: DBerr11334,MrTella,Portero1 To: Davin01,JOHN.TROXEL@prudential.com > > Subject: Be Careful > > > > A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, > > lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband > said, > > "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball - don't knock out > any > > windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix." > > The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the > > biggest house on the course. > > The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the > houses! > > Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going > > to > > cost." > > > > They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on > > in." > > They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken > > bottle lying on its side in the foyer. > > A man on the couch said, "Are you the people who broke my window?" > > "Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the husband replied. > > "No, actually I want to thank you - I'm a genie that was trapped for > a > > thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to > > grant > > three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last > one > > for > > myself." > > > > "OK, great!" the husband said. " I want a million dollars a year for > > the rest of my life." > > "No problem-it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" > the > > genie said, looking at the wife. > > "I want a house in every country of the world," she said. > > "Consider it done." the genie replied. > > "And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said. > > "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex > with > > a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife." > > The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of > > money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care." > > The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. > After > > it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife and asked, > "How > > old is your husband, anyway?" > > "35." she replied. > > "And he still believes in genies - that's amazing >> --------------------- Forwarded message: Subj: Fwd: FW: FW: Be Careful another genie joke Date: 97-07-29 01:31:15 EDT From: DCHI 1890 To: DCHI1993 --------------------- Forwarded message: From: JonathanS@minimed.com (Jonathan Salvador) To: "'Arnel Arenas'" <aarenas@juno.com> "'Joseph Rabago'"