DeTomaso Mailing List: September 97, Message #129
     



From: "Curt T." <curt@digitalthunder.com>

Subject: RE: Italian Racing Food

Date: Thu, 4 Sep 1997 00:14:40 -0700



A very Wise Dog Wrote:



Curt T. you have given away a precious Italian secret.  We Italians

resort to drastic measures to reduce weight in our race cars.  Now that

this secret is out on the web, you should know that it goes along with

another tip...Two light beers weigh less than two regular beers.



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No wonder your the Wise Dog,  eating health conscious pasta canceling meals.



And I believe, that three light beers are even less!  Ya, know kinda like filling up 

a hot air balloon.  The more you put in, the lighter it gets.  And just sit back and 

watch that balloon fill up!  Wow, atsa alota hot air!  :~)



Ya know, I think we're on to something, (tic, tic, tic... brain thinking)...



How to increase your Panteras speed:



1) Don't were a dress, and always act like a real man when driving the P, reduces drag.



2) Less vacuum = engine that doesn't suck as bad.





Curt T.

1TO9 MPG,  Using this logic, I get better mileage on my Pantera than any Honda!









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