DeTomaso Mailing List: September 97, Message #136
     



From: "Craig Cline" <Craig_Cline@smtp.rc.trw.com>

Subject: fast humor

Date: 4 Sep 1997 09:15:48 U



Mail*Link=AE SMTP               fast humor



I know the numbers are all wrong, but I thought you might enjoy it =

anyway.



Craig Cline

Oceanside, Ca



>>>

>>>A hip young man goes out and buys a 1997 Ferrari GTO. It is the best =

and

>>>most expensive car available in the world, costing about $500,000. 

>>>

>>>He takes it out for a spin and while stopping at a red light, an old =

man

>>>on a moped (both looking about 90years old) pulls up next to him. The

>>>old man looks over the sleek, shinny surface of the car and asks, =

"What kind

>>>of car ya'got there, sonny?"  The young man replies, "A 1997 Ferrari =

GTO.

>>>They cost about a half million dollars!"  "That's a lot of money" says =

the 

>>>old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?"

>>>

>>>"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool =

dude

>>>proudly.

>>>

>>>The moped driver asks,"Can I take a look inside?"  "Sure," replies the =



>>>owner.  So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.

>>>Leaning back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car =

all

>>>right!"

>>>

>>>Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man =

what

>>>his car can do.He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer

>>>reads 320 mph.

>>>

>>>Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be

>>>getting closer!  He slows down to see what is could be and suddenly,

>>>whhhoooossshhh!   Something whips by him, going much faster!  "What on

>>>earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks =

himself.

>>>

>>>Then, ahead of him he sees a dot coming toward him.  Whooosh!   It =

goes

>>>by again, heading the opposite direction!  It almost looked like the =

old 

>>>man on the moped!  "Couldn't  be,"thinks the guy. "How could a moped 

>>>outrun a Ferrari?!

>>>

>>>Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror!  Whoooosh Ka-BbblaMMM!It

>>>plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end.

>>>

>>>The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man !!! Of course, the =

moped

>>>and the old man are hurting. He runs up to the dying old man and says,

>>>"You're badly hurt! Is there anything I can do for you?"

>>>

>>>The old man moans and replies, "Yes. Unhook my suspenders from your

>>>side-view mirror!

>>>







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