DeTomaso Mailing List: September 97, Message #216

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From: "Curt T." <curt@digitalthunder.com> Subject: Putting a Dog to Sleep Date: Sat, 6 Sep 1997 12:48:32 -0700
*********************WARNING************************** ****** Contans explicit humor ******* *********************************************************** - - - - - - - - CUT HERE - IF YOU DON"T GET IT - - - - - - - - - - - Well, it's been a few days now, and no sign of the Mad Dog on the net. Is it true, has the Mad Dog passed away? A exhausted search of the dog-bitch-uairies has turned up no signs of the Dog. And no sign of any road kill on the track. Yet, it appears, that our beloved yet controversial Mag Dog, may have been put to sleep by those that believe in euthanasia. I'll always remember the last words I heard from him "Yeaaa, kinna like snickers and a diet coke <grin>". Yes, even then I should have known something was terribly wrong when his always present :-] had dimmed to a strained <grin>. Who among us can forget the poetic words of the dog... "Which only goes to prove you are MORE dense then Shane" "They suck, just like you Drew. :-] " "So what part about the dress do you like?" "***BITE ME DREW! " "Can't have my wife but we'll offer up GoNancy?" "Glad you spanked your boy. I'll do the same to Drew" "NO, YOUR OUTTA CONTROL! " "I don't give anyone including Andy OR you any slack" "I live my life to piss people off like you" "LESS government and MORE cold beer out here" Signed: Il Duce 6-Star General Mad Dog Ok, maybe Drew has more to forget. :~( And now for a moment of silince... ... ... (insert 21 rev salute) ... ... He will be missed: "The Isis flag will remain at half staff until he is found" - DeTomaso Factory Rep. "Would've like to know ya, but I was just a pup" - Elton John "We need you man! Don't let all the internet pups get you down." - Wise Dog "You can't keep a good dog down" - L.A. Times "You never know how much you miss the insults until there gone" - Hmmmm??? "Mad Dog, my buddy, my pal, ya gotta take a giant pill" - Mike Drew - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I suppose that maybe we shouldn't give up, there are still those that tried to understand the madness of the Dog. And maybe we should'nt give up hope until we've searched every last byte on the net! :~( Maybe, just maybe we'll get back the dog we remember, not a dog of a different color, brown nosed sanitized ass kissing dog. A dog bite may hurt for a while but soon the scaring will make you numb! I think Mike want's that giant pill to be a suppository! Curt T. 1TO4.5 MPG , milage at half staff... ==============================================================================

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