DeTomaso Mailing List: September 97, Message #35
     



From: Dennis Antenucci <itbewild@gte.net>

Subject: Civil War?

Date: Mon, 01 Sep 1997 17:21:00 -0700



Andy DiFatta <cdifatta@snet.net> wrote:

Wise Dog,

Sounds like a Peace Offering? You know I love Football.Okay peace, love

and harmony. Glad you spanked your boy. I'll do the same to Drew and we

can have peace again. Mike promised the POCA Quarterly's are in the mail!

:-]

Love You Man,

Mad Dog

P.S. Can't have my wife but we'll offer up GoNancy? Do we got a deal?

 

> Andy DiFatta wrote:

> >

> > Get real buds!  I let all of you know on Saturday that the NFL was

> > starting on Sunday.  I was distracted from Pantera threads for 1 day,

> > and I learn on Monday that we are going to have a civil WAR.  Let's all

> > back up a little.

> >

> > Read on my buds and there may be an answer to this maddness.

> >

> > To Andy Poling:  Don't mess with the evil empire.  You know they have D.

> > Vadar on their side.  Besides, maybe they don't have grass on the edges

> > of their tracks because they keep spinning off the pavement.  Grass

> > won't grow in areas that see too much action.  You would know this if

> > you paid closer attention to the NFL.

> >

> > To Mad Dog:  You are right about protecting the front of our cars with

> > tape.  Andy P. (I'm going to have to change MY name because it's just

> > too close to his) is just a young pup who has owned his Pantera less

> > than 1 year.  Maybe his Miata won't go fast enough to experience the

> > paint damage you have tired to warn him about.  His Pantera will, but he

> > may have to learn this knowledge the hard way.

> >

> > Everyone:  Pay close attention to this because it has been formulated

> > out of years of wisdom.  Rape and pillage go along with the spoils of

> > war.  Since this is no longer politically correct, I have a suggestion.

> > Instead of putting our car titles at risk, the winners of a special race

> > will date the wives of the losers.  In addition, we can pillage their

> > refrigerators for liquid refreshments.

> >

> > If you agree with me to this point - I will now prove who is faster

> > without the need for wasting a single drop of precious gas (with or

> > without lead).

> >

> > Let's say both coasts select two cars to represent their respective

> > sides.  The east coast cars will start in New York.  The west coast cars

> > will start in LA.  Both groups will leave their respective cities at

> > 1:00 am in the morning to avoid as much traffic as possible.  If each

> > group can maintain an average speed of 100 mph, and assuming the

> > distance between the two cities is 3,000 miles, the east coast group

> > will be in LA at 4:00 am the next day.  The LA group won't be in NY

> > until 10:00 am of that day.  By that time, the east coast group will

> > have had 6 hours of hard partying under their belts.

> >

> > You see - it's not that hard to figure it out.

> >

> > Mad Dog, if you do not follow this logic, have two beers and see if it

> > gets any clearer.  If that doesn't work - have 2 more.  Keep up this

> > prescription until the fermented hops and barley instill pigskin logic

> > into your shinny cranium.

> >

> > Andy Poling, broaden your horizons and watch the NFL.  You will learn

> > many valuable things that will serve you well in life.  The very first

> > rule is always wear your helmet when you are playing with people that

> > may be bigger and faster than you are.  This is especially true in your

> > rookie season.

> >

> > Now I must leave you all again.  Tonight the Packers play the Bears.

> > Let us all pray that this uprising and talk of a civil war can be put to

> > rest.  I really don't want to find out tomorrow that it has escaladed

> > from a civil war to a world war.

> >

> > Go in peace,

> >

> > Andy DiFatta

> > (Take Your Pick:)

> > Gemini Warrior

> > The Wise Dog

> > General bud..WISE..er

> > Copper 1972 Pre-L

> >

> > P.S.  Mad Dog, your wife has been active on the internet lately.  As a

> > result, her appeal to others with strong hormonal imbalances has

> > dramatically increased.  Think twice before you offer her up as a prize

> > in a car race.  There are many east coast men that envy you for having

> > such a companion.  And yes, even I have to get my own beer and pretzels

> > during the game.



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