DeTomaso Mailing List: November 97, Message #26
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********************************** Before you delete this message, see money saving offer below! ********************************** Blah blah blah... The good thing about most of the mail lately is that I don't have to save any of it to my technical archive. The delete button is fast. Yada yada yada... It sure takes a while to read all this. But I agree with the above blah blah blah... Bark bark bark... Sometimes Curt shows up in drag...but he ALWAYS brings beer & macaroons! (how'd this get in here!) Preach preach preach... Man, amen to that! (hallelujah!) Stir stir stir... And then we have the irreverent and dorky hecklers just stirring the pot. (if this doesn't stir the pot what will!) Waist of time waist of time... Curt: Takes stab at some humor to lighten things up. (I know, pretty dorky huh?) Yackety yack don't talk back... Fortunately, I've been able to delete most of that worthless Pantera vs "Japanese 4-wheel Rice Rocket" DRIVEL just by reading the subject line... ------------------------ And the drool goes on... Drivel drivel drool drool You tell them guys! Meaningless messages on subjects you don't want to read should be labeled "DRIVEL" and deleted. You know the ones just like the messages you just wrote (and this one, but wait your reading it!!! What's up with that!). I know I'm a big ______ (fill in the blank) for writing this. But I don't even have to tell you all that I don't read every article in a newpaper. Or "Ya, know I skip over the magazine credits". And what about "I don't visit all web sites on the WWW". Duh! It all goes without saying less we end up having 2-200 messages written for every message written, notifing us all that: 1) I don't like that message you wrote 2) I labeled your message "DRIVEL" 3) You know I deleted your message without reading it. 4) Don't write a message on that subject! 5) etc... etc... etc... Yes, you don't like some of the messages lately. Delete it. Don't ask, don't tell. Or, why don't you throw a little more gas on the fire! I throw gas at a fire, but I like to watch things burn! And just look at my milage my Pantera gets. :~) Duh... This said I'd like to announce that I am running for POCA President! hahahahaha... string him up... as he runs of the stage holding his head down low (mmmmm stewed tomatos!) :~) I do respect most of the guys (some I just don't know yet) whose comments I included above (what a weenie, see he has no spine). I think I am just trying to make some sort of point here. blah blah blah... ---------------IMPORTANT MONEY SAVING OFFER------------------ First off, yes this is for real. And if everyone did this we could have some of these guys completly paying for their email services. OK, I have a new policy. For all of those web people out there that have to pay for each email message you receive. If you don't like a message that I wrote (starting with this one) here's what you do: Write me at: email curt@digitalthunder.com Mail : Curt Toumanian, my address is in the roster Phone (909) 698-1257 For those that pay extra for each email message I will send you 10 cents for each rejected message. I believe that should more than cover the cost of any rejected email you really didn't want. All others I will send you 2 cents per message that you reject. Up to 100 rejected message per person per year. (my lawyer made me put that in). That's right! You can save up to $10.00 per year! So start saving now! Open an account today and get an extra 10%! The catch (you knew there had to be a catch!), you have to read the whole message and not laugh once! One little laugh has got to be worth a few cents! Now I trust you won't abuse me on this one. I'm putting my money were my mouth is so be honest with yourself when requesting refunds. You see if alot of you just don't laugh I will have to start paying for what I type. Or, just go away broke! ----------------------------------------------------------- You can flame me personally or publicly, just as long as you don't dish out what you put down. We can all see one big AtomicFlame comming after this... happy reading! Yes, I am dishing it out, but I can take it. Eat it, digest it, spit it up or choke on it and say "thank you sir, can I have some more?". No matter most of it just ends up in the s**t-pile. Disclaimer: As always, I'm poking fun at all of the business going on here. I love it. You all know that MOST of these messages that are writen by everyone have been in fun, (some not so fun and just down right nasty). MAN, I have GOT TO GET A LIFE (or get a real job), this takes up way to much time! That's Mr. T. fool! 1TO9 MPG, You can dish it out, but you can't read it!