DeTomaso Mailing List: November 97, Message #42
     



From: 	Dennis Antenucci <itbewild@gte.net>

Subject: Your Mama 

Date: 	Sun, 2 Nov 1997 20:11:10 +0000



Humor for those that get it. . .

> 

> The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the

>  best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test.

>  He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it.

> 

>  The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They

>  question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive

>  investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

> 

>  Then the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest,

>  killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no

>  apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

> 

>  Then the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten

>  raccoon.  The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a

> rabbit!"

>