DeTomaso Mailing List: January 98, Message #544
     



From: 	Kirby Schrader <schrader@sugar-land.spc.slb.com>

Subject: Things not to say when pulled over

Date: 	Thu, 15 Jan 1998 14:37:14 +0000





Things NOT to say when you get pulled over by a police officer





How do you expect me to reach my license unless you hold my beer?



Sorry, Officer, I didn't notice my radar detector wasn't plugged in.



Hey, you must've been doin' at least 125 mph to catch up with me!  Good job!



I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police

officer. That gut doesn't exactly inspire confidence.



I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.



You're not going to check the trunk, are you?



What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?"  You're the trained specialist!