DeTomaso Mailing List: March 98, Message #108
     



From: 	jokes@yoyo

Subject: Beer does it again... (non-Pantera?)

Date: 	Tue, 3 Mar 1998 12:31:15 +0000





NEWS FLASH



 Boston, February 24, 1998. Yesterday scientists revealed that beer

 contains small traces of female hormones.  To prove their theory, the

 scientists fed 100 men eight pints of beer each and observed that 100% of

 them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became

 emotional, and couldn't drive.



 No further testing is planned.



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