DeTomaso Mailing List: March 98, Message #140
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> > IT'S ALL IN THE INTERPRETATION > - Submitted by S. Lister > ------------------------------------ > > WANTS AND NEEDS (wontz and nedz) n. > female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and > psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled > in a relationship. > male: Food, sex and beer. > > > THINGY (thing-ee) n. > female: Any part under a car's hood. > male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. > > > LESBIAN (lez-bi-an) n. > female: A woman who makes love to other women. > male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can > watch and get really turned on. > > CLASS CEILING (glas see-ling) n. > female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising > to the upper levels in business. > male: What would really be great at work since that hot > babe took over the office one flight up. > > VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. > female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. > male: Playing ball without a cup. > > COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. > female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. > male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for > a weekend with the guys. > > BUTT (but) n. > female: The body part that every item of clothing > manufactured makes "look bigger." > male: The organ of mooning (and farting). > > COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. > female: A desire to get married and raise a family. > male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with > one's girlfriend. > > ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. > female: A good movie, concert, play or book. > male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges. > > FLATUENCE (flach-u-lens) n. > female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion. > male: An endless source of enterainment, self-expression > and male bonding. > > MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. > female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. > male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink. > > REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. > female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. > male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 1/2 minutes. > > TASTE (tayst) v. > female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're > cooking, to make sure it's good. > male: Something you must do to anything you think has > gone bad, prior to tossing it out. > _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com