DeTomaso Mailing List: March 98, Message #215
     



From: 	"Franck, Donald J" <francdj@texaco.com>

Subject: RE: Great car lovers joke!

Date: 	Thu, 5 Mar 1998 10:22:31 +0000



Chuck, Chuck, Chuck



Don't you think that should have been on the alt.julie.joke.list???

Or at least it should have included a URL pointing to a picture of Julie???



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> From:	chuck.winkler@la-z-boy.com [SMTP:chuck.winkler@la-z-boy.com]

> Sent:	Thursday, March 05, 1998 3:27 AM

> To:	Multiple recipients of list

> Subject:	Great car lovers joke!

> 

>         Julie the blonde was getting pretty desperate for money. She

> decided

> to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs

> as a handywoman.  The first house she came to, a man answered the door and

> told Julie, "Yeah, have a job for you. How would you like to paint the

> porch?"  "Sure that sounds great!" said Julie. "Well, how much do you want

> me to pay you?" asked the man.  "Is fifty bucks alright?" Julie asked.

> "Yeah that's great. You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need in the

> garage."  The man went back into his house to his wife who had been

> listening.  "Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around

> the house?" asked the wife.  "Well she must, she was standing right on

> it!"

> her husband replied.  About 15 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door.

> "I'm all finished," she told the surprised homeowner. The man was amazed.

> "You painted the whole porch?"  "Yeah," Julie replied, "I even had some

> paint left, so I put on two coats!"  The man reached into his wallet to

> pay

> Julie. "Oh, by the way," said Julie, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

> 

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