DeTomaso Mailing List: March 98, Message #228
     



From: 	"Sedon, Doug" <sedond@ors.od.nih.gov>

Subject: States Mottos (no pantera/alfa content)

Date: 	Thu, 5 Mar 1998 14:35:40 +0000



Alabama:

   At Least We're not Mississippi

   Alaska:

   11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!

   Arizona:

   Dehyd-rific!



   Arkansas:

   Litterasy Ain't Everthing



   California:

   Se Habla Ingles



   Colorado:

   If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother



   Connecticut:

   Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character



   Delaware:





   Florida:

   The Gunshine State



   Georgia:

   We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism



   Hawaii:

   Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru

   (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)



   Idaho:

   Famous Potatoes ... and Neo-Nazis



   Illinois:

   Gateway to Iowa



   Indiana:

   2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free



   Iowa:

   Land of James T. Kirk



   Kansas:

   First Of The Rectangle States



   Kentucky:

   Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names



   Louisiana:

   We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism

   Campaign



   Maine:

   For Sale



   Maryland:

   A Thinking Man's Delaware



   Massachusetts:

   The Sue Me State



   Michigan:

   First Line of Defense From the Canadians



   Minnesota:

   Land of 7,000 lakes and 3,000 man-made ponds



   Mississippi:

   Come Feel Better About Your Own State



   Missouri:

   You're Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work



   Montana:

   Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else



   Nebraska:

   Ask About Our State Motto Contest



   Nevada:

   Whores and Poker!



   New Hampshire:

   Go Away and Leave Us Alone



   New Jersey:

   You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right

   Here!



   New Mexico:

   Lizards Make Excellent Pets



   New York:

   You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right

   to an Attorney



   North Carolina:

   Tobacco is a Vegetable



   North Dakota:

   Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur

   Bones!



   Ohio:

   Don't Judge Us by Cleveland



   Oklahoma:

   Like the Play Only No Singing



   Oregon:

   Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner



   Pennsylvania:

   Cook With Coal



   Rhode Island:

   We're Not REALLY An Island



   South Carolina:

   Incest is Best



   South Dakota:

   Closer Than North Dakota



   Tennessee:

   The Educashun State



   Texas:

   Don't Mess with Texas -- We're Armed



   Utah:

   Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus



   Vermont:

   Yep



   Virginia:

   Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?



   Washington:

   Keep Washington Green, Grow Hemp



   Washington, D.C.:

   Wanna Be Mayor?



   West Virginia:

   One Big Happy Family -- Really!



   Wisconsin:

   Come Cut Our Cheese



   Wyoming:

   Wynot?