DeTomaso Mailing List: March 98, Message #32
     



From: 	Dennis Antenucci <itbewild@gte.net>

Subject: Re: Fwd: computers

Date: 	Sun, 1 Mar 1998 22:20:37 +0000



Here's a counter to Kirby's lets-be-nice-to-GoNancy. . .



> FIVE REASONS TO BELIEVE COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

>

> 1.  No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

> 2.  Even the smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory.

> 3.  The native language used to communicate with other computers is

>      incomprehensible to anyone else.

> 4.  The message, "bad command or file name," is about as informative

>      as, "If you don't know what is wrong, then I'm not going to tell

>     you."

> 5.  As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself

>     spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

>