DeTomaso Mailing List: April 98, Message #221

Where's D-Mann? Well...

First off, there's nothing like wading thru tons of posts!  
It's been almost 4 hours, and I've held my tongue so far...

Ok people, you are not going to believe this.  But...

It seems the local police didn't approve of my speed!  I was 
going about 190 when I saw a car coming in front of me, I 
was still going around 130 when I passed and yes, it was 
a cop car!  By the time he swung around and pulled me 
over 3 more patrol cars showed up!  Well seems they didn't 
approve of my speed.  They didn't say much, just handcuffed 
and hauled me off to jail! 

I saw the judge Tuesday and for some reason she didn't like 
my attitude.  And stuck me in jail for 10 days plus the 2 days 
already served.  She said this ought to slow me down.  Not 
to mention a long list of violations on the Pantera.

No front plate
Tinted windows
Headlight height
Front bumper height
No wipers
Not street tires
Noise level

I think someone tipped them off!  There was too many there and 
too quick.  I'm sure it's someone from this list, and you know 
who you are bastard!  

I get my car out of impound tomorrow.  I'm not done trying to go 
220 but I'm not telling anyone when or where but it'll be this weekend 
sometime.  I'm going still going to get a fast run in even if it kills me!   

Which brings me to another thing!  CURT!  You a-hole!  Oh very funny, 
maybe I would have thought it was funnier if I read it on April 1st.  Can I 
post it on my web site though?  Mom didn't think it was so funny, you 
know killing her and all.  Thrown sandwiches! hehehe.
 
Ok, so Sunday evening  I'll post what speed I got up to, the sucker was 
still pulling strong at 190!!!  If you don't see a post Sunday night, I'm 
either in jail again, or dead.  I'm going to make sure neither happens this 
time.  Man, you wouldn't think it would be so hard to drive so fast! 

Moon man, where's my get out of jail free card?

D-Mann
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AKA D-Fat-Mann, in BFE
A Hot Pantera is a real Manns car!
Go all the way and have fun, or die trying!
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