DeTomaso Mailing List: July 98, Message #205

Good Luck Ted in your new adventures and keep these these thoughts in
your mind while your their.

Cary


> Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Oklahoma State Lottery?
> The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years. 
> 
> What do a Divorce in Oklahoma, and a Tornado have in common?
> Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.  
> Why do folks from Oklahoma go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or
> more?    17
> and under not admitted.   
> 
> What do you get when you have 32 Oklahomanlawyers in the
> same room?    A full set of teeth.
>  
> Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Oklahoma?  Everyone has the same
> DNA.
> 
> Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Oklahoma burned down?
>    Almost took out the whole trailer park.   
> 
> A new law was recently passed in Oklahoma:  when a  couple gets a
> divorce, they're still brother and sister.
> 
> Two Oklahoma are walking down different ends of a street toward each
> other
> and  one is carrying a sack.  When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy
> Ray,
> what'cha got in  the' bag?"     "Jus' some chickens."  
>   "If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"  
>   "I'll give you both of them."     "OK. Ummmmm......,  five?"
> 
> The Oklahoman and his gal were embracing passionately in the front
> seat of
> the car. "Want   to go in the back seat?"she asked. "No,"  he replied.
> A few
> minutes later she asked, "Now do you want to get in the back seat?"
>   "No," he said again,   "I wanna stay here in the front seat  with
> you."
> 
>  An Oklahoman hitchhiker was picked up by a guy in a big Lincoln
> Continental.  The Oklahoman noticed a bunch of golf tees on the  front
> seat and
> asked, "What are those things for?" The driver said, "They're to hold
> my balls
> when I drive." "Boy," exclaimed the Oklahoman,  "these Lincoln
> continentals
> have everything, don't they?
> 
> A young ventriloquist is touring the Southwest and stops to entertain
> in
> an Oklahoma bar.  He's going through his usual stupid redneck jokes,
> when a
> big burly guy in the audience stands up and says threateningly, "I've
> heard
> just about enough of your smart mouth hillbilly jokes--we ain't all
> stupid
> here in Arkansas!"  Flustered,  he ventriloquist begins to apologize,
> when the
> big guy interrupts him and says, "You stay out of this mister--I'm
> talking to
> the smart mouth little fella on your knee!" 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
>