DeTomaso Mailing List: July 98, Message #206

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE :)))))))
Ted
-----Original Message-----
From: Cary Foster <cfoster@etcconnect.com>
To: Multiple recipients of list <detomaso@realbig.com>
Date: Monday, July 06, 1998 4:39 PM
Subject: Oklahoma Humor for Ted


>Good Luck Ted in your new adventures and keep these these thoughts in
>your mind while your their.
>
>Cary
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>> Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Oklahoma State Lottery?
>> The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years. 
>> 
>> What do a Divorce in Oklahoma, and a Tornado have in common?
>> Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.  
>> Why do folks from Oklahoma go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or
>> more?    17
>> and under not admitted.   
>> 
>> What do you get when you have 32 Oklahomanlawyers in the
>> same room?    A full set of teeth.
>>  
>> Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Oklahoma?  Everyone has the same
>> DNA.
>> 
>> Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Oklahoma burned down?
>>    Almost took out the whole trailer park.   
>> 
>> A new law was recently passed in Oklahoma:  when a  couple gets a
>> divorce, they're still brother and sister.
>> 
>> Two Oklahoma are walking down different ends of a street toward each
>> other
>> and  one is carrying a sack.  When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy
>> Ray,
>> what'cha got in  the' bag?"     "Jus' some chickens."  
>>   "If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"  
>>   "I'll give you both of them."     "OK. Ummmmm......,  five?"
>> 
>> The Oklahoman and his gal were embracing passionately in the front
>> seat of
>> the car. "Want   to go in the back seat?"she asked. "No,"  he replied.
>> A few
>> minutes later she asked, "Now do you want to get in the back seat?"
>>   "No," he said again,   "I wanna stay here in the front seat  with
>> you."
>> 
>>  An Oklahoman hitchhiker was picked up by a guy in a big Lincoln
>> Continental.  The Oklahoman noticed a bunch of golf tees on the  front
>> seat and
>> asked, "What are those things for?" The driver said, "They're to hold
>> my balls
>> when I drive." "Boy," exclaimed the Oklahoman,  "these Lincoln
>> continentals
>> have everything, don't they?
>> 
>> A young ventriloquist is touring the Southwest and stops to entertain
>> in
>> an Oklahoma bar.  He's going through his usual stupid redneck jokes,
>> when a
>> big burly guy in the audience stands up and says threateningly, "I've
>> heard
>> just about enough of your smart mouth hillbilly jokes--we ain't all
>> stupid
>> here in Arkansas!"  Flustered,  he ventriloquist begins to apologize,
>> when the
>> big guy interrupts him and says, "You stay out of this mister--I'm
>> talking to
>> the smart mouth little fella on your knee!" 
>> 
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