DeTomaso Mailing List: July 98, Message #51

Perhaps title should read  "Signs of artificial life... or perhaps not
having a life... or signs of someone imitating life..."
Steve

>Subject:  Signs
>
>Sign next to an elevator in the Federal Reserve Bank building in Boston:
>In Case Of Fire, Evacuate The Building.
>Do Not Use Stairways
>Do Not Use Elevators
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>Above an elevator button in a Denver office Building one finds this sign:
>Braille Instructions
>Please See Below
>
>On bulletin boards at a San Antonio hospital:
>Nurses are required to wear nothing but white hose
>
>On a Chicago department store:
>Bargain Basement Upstairs
>At the entrance of Texas A&M:
>National Collegiate Alcohol Awareness Week-Free Drinks in the Student Center
>Lounge
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>On a Newark, NJ government office:
>The State of New Jersey has moved four blocks west
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>In the window of a Woodsville, WA store:
>Out of Business
>Thanks to Our Customers
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>Over cash register in Seattle clothing store:
>We Don't Change Underwear
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>Painted on the side of a pickup truck:
>Sausage Deli
>Tucson's Alternative to Fine Dining
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>Outside a cabinet-maker's shop in Sperryville, VA:
>Antique Tables Made Daily
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>In front of a Parkville, MD seafood store:
>Parking for Parkville Crabs only
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>Two signs, one over the other in Seattle:
>Planned Parenthood
>Free Delivery
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>On a Newton, MA club:
>Live Lobsters
>Dancing Nightly
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>In a pet shop:
>Large Birds Reduced
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>In a Naples, NY cemetery:
>Positively no holes dug in this cemetery
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>At a Sandwich, MA diner:
>We guarantee fast service no matter how long it takes
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>On a farm near Elizabethtown, KY:
>Used Cows For Sale
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>In auto repair garage near Seattle:
>We are sorry but we cannot accept any customer parts or fluids
>
>At a truck stop in Tulsa, OK:
>Kids with gas eat free
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>At the entrance of a one-way bridge in Sonoma, CA:
>When this sign underwater, this road is impassable
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>At the entrance to a bridge in Philadelphia:
>In Case of Enemy Attack
>Do Not Stop
>Drive Right Off Bridge
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>In a Portland, ME parking garage:
>Tenants not paid by the 15th of the month will be terminated
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