DeTomaso Mailing List: September 98, Message #178

  
  Continuing education courses for Women
            (only those who do not own a De Tomaso!)
   
    1.  Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
    2.  The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.
    3.  Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Do Not Need New Shoes
   Everyday.
    4.  Parties: Going Without New Outfits.
    5.  Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait
   Until After the Game.
    6.  Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet
   Too.
    7.  Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His.
    8.  Valuation: Just Because It's Not Important to You
    9.  Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, Not the First.
   10.  Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.
   11.  Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want Without Nagging.
   12.  Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.
   13.  Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.
   14.  Introduction to Parking.
   15.  Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space.
   16.  Overcoming Anal Retentive Behavior: Leaving the Towels on the
   Floor.
   17.  Water retention: Fact or Fat.
   18.  Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.
   19.  Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption.
   20.  Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.
   21.  Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.
   22.  PMS: Your Problem . . .  Not His.
   23.  Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.
   24.  Sex - It's For Married Couples Too.
   25.  Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.
   26.  Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.
   27.  Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.
   28.  Ballet: For Women Only.
   29.  Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both.
   30.  Appreciating the Humor of the Three Stooges.
   31.  "No, Those Jeans Don't Make You Look Fat!":  Why Men Lie.
   32.  TV Remotes: For Men Only.
   33.  Home Improvement: Understanding Why Toilet Seats Have Hinges and
   How They Work. >>






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