DeTomaso Mailing List: December 98, Message #255

> Subject:  A Christmas Story
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> >>> >>     THIS SHOULD START OFF THE SEASON.....
> >>> >>
> >>> >>        On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a
> >>> >>     traffic light,and next to him is a kid on his shiny new
> >>> >>     bike.  The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there.
> >>> >>     Did Santa bring that to you?" The Kid says, "Yeah." The cop
> >>> >>     says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on
> >>> >>     that bike."  The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00
> >>> >>     bicycle safety violation ticket.The kid takes the ticket and
> >>> >>     before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse
> >>> >>     you got there.  Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the
> >>> >>     kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says,"Well,
> >>> >>     next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse,
> >>> >>     instead of on top."