DeTomaso Mailing List: December 98, Message #270

Always, Always, Always : - ]

On Tue, 8 Dec 1998 21:06:27 -0500 Dennis Antenucci <itbewild@gte.net>
writes:
>> One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have 
>a
>> problem!"
>>
>>  "What's the problem, Eve?"
>>
>>  "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful 
>garden and
>> all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but 
>I'm
>> just
>> not happy."
>>
>>  "Why is that, Eve?", comes the reply from above.
>>
>> "Lord, I am lonesome."
>>
>> "Well, Eve, in that case I have a solution. I shall create a man for 
>you."
>>
>> "What's a 'man,' Lord?"
>>
>> "This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an
>> enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you 
>properly.
>> All in all he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger and 
>faster and
>> more
>> muscular than you, he'll be really good at fighting and kicking a 
>ball about
>> and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad
>> in the sack."
>>
>> "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
>>
>> "Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. 
>But
>> you can have him on one condition."
>>
>> "What's that, Lord?"
>>
>> "You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
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