DeTomaso Mailing List: December 98, Message #289

I'm stunned. Praise be Allah!(No offence):-))
Bo84GT5
 
>Sharon M May wrote:
> >
> > Always, Always, Always : - ]
> >
> > On Tue, 8 Dec 1998 21:06:27 -0500 Dennis Antenucci <itbewild@gte.net>
> > writes:
> > >> One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have
> > >a
> > >> problem!"
> > >>
> > >>  "What's the problem, Eve?"
> > >>
> > >>  "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful
> > >garden and
> > >> all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but
> > >I'm
> > >> just
> > >> not happy."
> > >>
> > >>  "Why is that, Eve?", comes the reply from above.
> > >>
> > >> "Lord, I am lonesome."
> > >>
> > >> "Well, Eve, in that case I have a solution. I shall create a man for
> > >you."
> > >>
> > >> "What's a 'man,' Lord?"
> > >>
> > >> "This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an
> > >> enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you
> > >properly.
> > >> All in all he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger and
> > >faster and
> > >> more
> > >> muscular than you, he'll be really good at fighting and kicking a
> > >ball about
> > >> and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad
> > >> in the sack."
> > >>
> > >> "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
> > >>
> > >> "Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.
> > >But
> > >> you can have him on one condition."
> > >>
> > >> "What's that, Lord?"
> > >>
> > >> "You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
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