DeTomaso Mailing List: January 99, Message #189

Thought you guys might find this amusing - Chuck Winkler


Automobile Acronyms
 
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
 
BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
 
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
 
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
 
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
 
FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!
 
FORD
backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
 
GM
General Maintenance
 
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?
 
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
 
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
 
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
 
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late
Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular
Leftover Equipment
 
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
 
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
 
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
 
VW
Virtually Worthless