DeTomaso Mailing List: February 99, Message #1

ALL RIGHT,  REFUND!!!

Dave "is it true about what they say about fast cars and men" D



At 09:54 AM 1/31/99 -0500, you wrote:
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>From: barbara.valenzuela@merrillcorp.com
>To: brockctella@juno.com, keru777@earthlink.net, KStrange@directv.com,
>	 lasallej@cgprinting.com, svalenzuela@juno.com, TEXASRM@aol.com
>Date: Fri, 29 Jan 1999 14:39:16 -0600
>Subject: IRS UPDATE
>Message-ID: <000F3BB1.3423@ccmail.stp.mrll.com>
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>Subject: FW: IRS Tax
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>>> Re: Notice of increase in tax payments
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>>> The only thing that the I.R.S. has not taxed yet is your penis.
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>>This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around
>unemployed,
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>>20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up and 10%
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>>time it is in the hole.  On top of that, it has 2 dependants and they
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>>> nuts.
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>>> Effective January 1, 1999 your penis will be taxed according to size.
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>>> 10 - 12 inches         Luxury Tax      $30.00
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>>> 8 - 10                 Pole Tax         25.00
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>>> 5 - 8                  Privilege Tax    15.00
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>>> 4 - 5                  Nuisance Tax      3.00
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>>> Males exceeding 12 must file a capital gains return.
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>>> NOTE: Anyone under 4 is eligible for a refund.
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>>> PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
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