DeTomaso Mailing List: February 99, Message #90

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From: barbara.valenzuela@merrillcorp.com
To: brockctella@juno.com, keru777@earthlink.net, KStrange@directv.com,
	 lasallej@cgprinting.com, mirasol22@aol.com,
	 svalenzuela@juno.com, TEXASRM@aol.com,
	 michelle.savoie@merrillcorp.com
Date: Wed, 03 Feb 1999 07:37:20 -0600
Subject: Distraught Woman
Message-ID: <000F58ED.3423@ccmail.stp.mrll.com>

     
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a 
date, nor any sex, in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have 
something wrong with  her, so she decided to employ the medical 
expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go 
see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist. So, she
went to  see him.
     
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all 
your crose." So she did. "Now, gret down and crawl reery fass to oder 
side of room." So, she did.  Dr. Chang then said, "OK now crawl reery 
fass to me," so she did. Dr.Chang slowly shook his head and said 
"Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed  Zachary Disease, worse case I 
ever see, that why you not haf sex or dates."
     
Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. 
Chang replied: "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass.
     
     
     
     
     


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