DeTomaso Mailing List: September 99, Message #51

> Two elderly women were out driving in a large car -- both could barely
>see over the dashboard.  As they were cruising along they came to an
>intersection.
>
> The stoplight was red but they just went on through.  The woman in the
> passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it, I could have
>sworn we just went through a red light".
>
> After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the
>light
> was red again and again they went right though.  This time the woman in
>
>the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was
>really
> concerned that she was losing it.
>
>She was was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to
>the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.
>
> At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and
>
> they went right through and she turned to the other woman and said,
> "Mildred!  Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row!
>You could have killed us!"
>
> Mildred turned to her and said "Oh, am I driving?"
>