DeTomaso Mailing List: November 99, Message #160

>>A fellow bought a Pantera and was out on the
>>> interstate for a nice evening drive. The traffic was light,
>>> the breeze was blowing through what was left of his
>>> hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle
>>> jumped up to 110 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and
>>> blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch
>>> a Pantera." he thought to himself and opened her up
>>> further. The needle hit 130, 150.... Then the reality
>>> of the situation hit him. "What in hell am I doing?"
>>> he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took
>>> his license without a word and examined it and the car.
>>> "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and
>>> it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork,
>>> so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that
>>> I haven't heard before, you can go."
>>> The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my
>>> wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying
>>> to give her back!"
>>> "Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
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