DeTomaso Mailing List: November 99, Message #254

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From: "Chambers, Daniel M." <DMChambers@LyonLyon.com>
To: "Brock Tella (E-mail)" <brockctella@juno.com>,
	 "Gordon J. Louttit (E-mail)" <Gordon.J.Louttit@aero.org>
Date: Tue, 9 Nov 1999 15:54:07 -0800 
Subject: FW: Thought you might need a lifter 
Message-ID: <B590928E078DD111B91400805F85286FAFEA59@sdx>

Guys, see the joke below.

Moral:  Nursing homes may not be that bad after all!
(just kidding)

Dan 

-----Original Message-----
From: Murdock, Douglas C. 
Sent: Tuesday, November 09, 1999 3:05 PM
To: Chambers, Daniel M.
Subject: Thought you might need a lifter 


Subject: "Dirty Old Man"


An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the
halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car.  As
she's going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, 
"Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver's
license?"
She digs around in her purse a little pulls out a candy wrapper and
hands it to him.  He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on
her way.

Up and down the halls she goes again.  Again, the same old man jumps
out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross over the
center line back there.  Can I see your registration please?"  She digs
around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands it to
him.
He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way.  
She zooms off again up  and down the halls, weaving all over. As she
comes to the old man's room  again he jumps out.  He's stark naked and
has an erection!  The old lady in the wheel  chair looks up and says,
"Oh no-not the Breathalyzer again!"


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