DeTomaso Mailing List: November 99, Message #310

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> >  BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:
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> >  CLINTON VIRUS
> >   Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
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> >  VIAGRA VIRUS
> >   Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
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> >  LEWINSKY VIRUS
> >   Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about
> >  what
> >  it did.
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> >  RONALD REAGAN VIRUS
> >   Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
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> >  MIKE TYSON VIRUS
> >   Quits after two bytes.
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> >  OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
> >  Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to
> >  200 MB.
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> >  DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS
> >   Deletes all old files.
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> >  ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
> >   Disks can no longer be inserted.
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> >  TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus)
> >   Your whole computer goes down (but I think "we go on").
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> >  DISNEY VIRUS
> >   Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
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> >  PROZAC VIRUS
> >   Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
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> >  JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS
> >   Only attacks minor files.
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> >  ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
> >   Terminates some files, disappears, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.
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> >  LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
> >   Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it
> >  through  Windows.
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