DeTomaso Mailing List: February 00, Message #184

That nice Brock.Thank you.
Here my list recieved from a studying friend,seeing things as for what
they are.
I get a little dizzzzy reading things like this myself,sorry but here's
some good ones!>)
and a few you've heard before~

Passionate kiss like spider's web,soon lead to undoing of fly.

Virginity like bubble,  one prick all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.-LOL

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.- my favorite!

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.- too
true

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. - whooooah...

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Man who farts in church sits in own pew.(so old!)

Crowded elevator smells different to midget. - mind bending huh?

thankyouthankyou--------------------------------------------!end

Brock C Tella wrote:
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>  
> > These are some of the best I've seen yet (with a few repeats).  Enjoy!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Things You'd Love To Say At Work, But Can't!
> > > > 1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...
> > > > 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
> > > > pronounce.
> > > > 3. How about never?  Is never good for you?
> > > > 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
> > > > public.
> > > > 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship
> > > > me.
> > > > 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
> > > > 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
> > > > 8. I don't work here.  I'm a consultant.
> > > > 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're
> saying.
> > > > 10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
> > > > 11. I like you.  You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
> > > > 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
> > > > 13. I have plenty of talent and vision.  I just don't give a damn.
> > > > 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
> > > > 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
> > > > 16. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
> coincidental.
> > > > 17. What am I?  Flypaper for freaks!?
> > > > 18. I'm not being rude.  You're just insignificant.
> > > > 19. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
> > > > 20. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
> > > > 21. Do I look like a people person?
> > > > 22. This isn't an office.  It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
> > > > 23. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
> > > > 24. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
> > > > 25. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
> > > > 26. Errors have been made.  Others will be blamed.
> > > > 27. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
> > > > 28. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
> > > > 29. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
> > > > 30. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
> > > > 31. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
> > > > 32. Nice perfume.  Must you marinate in it?
> > > > 33. Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.
> > > > 34. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
> > > > 35. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
> >
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