DeTomaso Mailing List: February 00, Message #210

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> These are some of the best I've seen yet (with a few repeats).  Enjoy!
> > >
> > >
> > > Things You'd Love To Say At Work, But Can't!
> > > 1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...
> > > 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
> > > pronounce.
> > > 3. How about never?  Is never good for you?
> > > 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself
in
> > > public.
> > > 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to
worship
> > > me.
> > > 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
> > > 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
> > > 8. I don't work here.  I'm a consultant.
> > > 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're
saying.
> > > 10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
> > > 11. I like you.  You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
> > > 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
> > > 13. I have plenty of talent and vision.  I just don't give a damn.
> > > 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
> > > 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about
you.
> > > 16. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
coincidental.
> > > 17. What am I?  Flypaper for freaks!?
> > > 18. I'm not being rude.  You're just insignificant.
> > > 19. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
> > > 20. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely
ceremonial.
> > > 21. Do I look like a people person?
> > > 22. This isn't an office.  It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
> > > 23. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
> > > 24. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
> > > 25. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
> > > 26. Errors have been made.  Others will be blamed.
> > > 27. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
> > > 28. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
> > > 29. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
> > > 30. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
> > > 31. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
> > > 32. Nice perfume.  Must you marinate in it?
> > > 33. Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.
> > > 34. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
> > > 35. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
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