DeTomaso Mailing List: February 00, Message #96

1.  It's OK to use tie-down on your airplane; women
 don't like to be tied to the bed post.

 2.  Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

 3.  An airplane does not get mad if you "touch & go".

 4.  An airplane does not object to a preflight
 inspection.

 5.  Airplanes come with manuals.

 6.  Airplanes have strict weight & balance
 requirements.

 7.  You can fly an airplane anytime of the month.

 8.  Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

 9.  Airplanes don't whine unless something is really
 wrong.

 10.  Airplanes don't care about how many other
 airplanes you fly.

 11.  When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at
 the same time.

 12.  Airplanes don't mind if you look at other
 airplanes, or if you buy airplane magazines.

 13.  An airplane will kill you quickly; a woman takes
 her time.