DeTomaso Mailing List: August 2000, Message #147

Sister found this. Reminded her of our Grandfathers truck.... soo true!!!
S


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>> 10 Reasons Farm Trucks Are Never Stolen:
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>> 10. They take too long to start.
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>> 9. They only have a range of about 20 miles before they overheat
>> and break down. 
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>> 8. Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in and
>> out. 
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>> 7. They're difficult to drive fast with fence tools, grease
>> rags, rope, chains, buckets, boots and loose papers flying
>> around the cab. 
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>> 6. The smoke/dust coming up thru holes in rusted floorboard clouds
>> your vision. 
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>> 5. They're too easy to spot with a red drivers door, yellow
>> front fender, and a green hood. 
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>> 4. Outside mirrors unusable because they're cracked and covered
>> with duct tape. 
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>> 3. Top speed 45 MPH.
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>> 2. Who wants a truck that needs $3000 worth of bodywork,
>> u-joints, tail-lights and a windshield. 
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>> 1. It's hard to commit a crime with everyone waving at you. 
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