DeTomaso Mailing List: August 2000, Message #163

Equally applicable to the SOD !!!

Rick


>-----Original Message-----
>From: detomaso@realbig.com [mailto:detomaso@realbig.com]On Behalf Of
>Steve Liebenow
>Sent: Friday, August 04, 2000 1:29 PM
>To: Multiple recipients of list
>Subject: Why Farm Trucks are Never Stolen
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>
>Sister found this. Reminded her of our Grandfathers truck.... soo true!!!
>S
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>>> 10 Reasons Farm Trucks Are Never Stolen:
>>> 
>>> 10. They take too long to start.
>>> 
>>> 9. They only have a range of about 20 miles before they overheat
>>> and break down. 
>>> 
>>> 8. Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in and
>>> out. 
>>> 
>>> 7. They're difficult to drive fast with fence tools, grease
>>> rags, rope, chains, buckets, boots and loose papers flying
>>> around the cab. 
>>>                     
>>> 6. The smoke/dust coming up thru holes in rusted floorboard clouds
>>> your vision. 
>>>                     
>>> 5. They're too easy to spot with a red drivers door, yellow
>>> front fender, and a green hood. 
>>>                     
>>> 4. Outside mirrors unusable because they're cracked and covered
>>> with duct tape. 
>>>                     
>>> 3. Top speed 45 MPH.
>>>                     
>>> 2. Who wants a truck that needs $3000 worth of bodywork,
>>> u-joints, tail-lights and a windshield. 
>>>                     
>>> 1. It's hard to commit a crime with everyone waving at you. 
>>> 
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