DeTomaso Mailing List: August 2000, Message #18

IN RESPONSE TO INQUIRY:  
From:   bcarlton@uswest.net (Bruce Carlton)
Laurie,
Would that make you a:
C(h)aropractor?
Cartune(up)?
Cardiologist?
Regards,
Bruce Carlton
'71 #2042
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Bruce, you can rest assured, there'd be many needs to serve, let's see, i 
kind of see it this way... 
If I'd be treating the Mad Dawg or Mike(PitbullRacing) I'd be a CarVet
If I'd be treating any other TPR'ers, I'd be an Elysiologist
If I'd be treating Pantera928, I'd be a Porschetician
If I'd be treating Curt, I'd be a Digitalanalyst
If I'd be treating Greg S., I'd be a G(eneral) P(retending)  S(urgeon).
If I'd be treating Martin Mitchell, I'd be a Samuriasist
If I'd be treating SOB & Ms.K, I'd specialize in Sr. Obstetrics
If I'd be treating CrazyDave, I'd be a Pizzalogist & refer to specialist in 
flatulence
If I'd be treating Robert(Model43whereItRains2much) I'd be a Quack
If I'd be treating MikeDrew, what else : ) MusicTherapy 
If I'd be treating Nolan, I'd be a groomer and Clipper
If I'd be treating Mike D., I'd be a Daily Dietitian
If I'd be treating Al Chelini, I'd be a Alchemist
If I'd be treating DougSedond, I'd be a Sedentaryist
If I'd be treating Peter the German, I'd make the Wurst Doctor &
If I'd be treating FlyinRider, I'd just be a plane therapist
xoxo FirSSt (in the field of eclectic Garage Therapy)