DeTomaso Mailing List: September 2000, Message #168

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My Dear Laurie,
It appears I was wrong and you were correct.  Said stealth PCNC/POCA member
has confessed and did in fact with malice aforethought (is that correct
legaleze RichardG?) conspire to keep you out of the event by not advising
you of his registration.  Under TPR guidelines RULE # 1098.1A, this is
grounds for TPR displinary action.  He "as a lowlife Rookie" will be forced
to endure the TEAM PANTERA RACING GAUNTLET at the Green Lantern.  TPR
paddles will be issued to all participating members and assembled support
crew (Rick Mosley Recon Team) and said offending member will be required to
manuever the gauntlet and you will be given the opportunity to SPANK said
member as many times as you want.
I believe in leading by example and have never asked our team to do anything
I wouldn't do myself so I want you, NO, I order you as IL DUCE of TPR to
SPANK ME and SPANK ME HARD.
P.S. Moseley said you can help cook at Cafe Finito on Sunday




-----Original Message-----
From: LaurieFerrari@aol.com <LaurieFerrari@aol.com>
To: itbewild@gte.net <itbewild@gte.net>
Cc: Multiple recipients of list <detomaso@realbig.com>
Date: Wednesday, September 06, 2000 10:08 AM
Subject: CONSULTING CONFUCIUS RE: SSCC


>OK..so.... all registration and money in for Eliot... that is commendable,
>and that is as good an explanation as I could expect from a diplomatic
Prez.
>
>HERE'S THE BUT.....U KNOW THERE'D BE A BUT.......
>
>HOW IN THE WORLD IS IT POSSIBLE THEN, THAT BUNNY HAD TO HAVE ALL THE TEAM
>LISTS FINALIZED BY SEPT. 2 ND....... AND HERE...ON SEPT. 5TH.....
>MIRACULOUSLY, THIS APPARITION OF A RACER, WHO IS EVIDENTLY MADE OF STEALTH
>MATERIALS (NOT DETECTABLE BY RADAR), EVIDENTLY,  ANNOUNCES HIMSELF,
"AFTER,"
>YES... I REPEAT.... AFTER....... THE LAST DATE FOR TEAM LISTS????????
>THIS IS A VERY GOOD THING.... BECUZ...BELIEVE U ME....I'LL BET U I'M
>MADDDDDER AND MORE DETERMINED THAN EVER A MAD DAWG BE.
>
>FIRSST (WHO CONSULTED CONFUCIUS LAST NITE)....
>
>CONFUCIUS SEZ... HE WHO BUMPS AHEAD OF "WAITING" BUNCH, BETTER BE A SPONSOR
>FOR MORE THAN FREE LUNCH.
>