DeTomaso Mailing List: October 2000, Message #6

>From a friend.....

..I think I saw a couple of these on Ms.(Ferrari)Basile's car 


 WOMEN'S BUMPER STICKERS
 
 
 1.   SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

 2.  GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

 3.  IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T
 GOING.

 4.  MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.

 5.  PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH
 PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.

 6.  COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST
 BETTER RICH.

 7.  DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD
 THE QUEEN.

 8.  IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE
 KITCHEN.

 9.  DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.

 10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.

 11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES?

 12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES

 13. AND YOUR POINT IS?

 14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO
 USE IT.

 15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT
 THE FIRST TIME.

 16. DO NOT START WITH ME.  YOU WILL NOT WIN.

 17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE
 SHUT UP.

 18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

 19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD
 PEOPLE.

 20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

 21. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED.  I'M NOT.

 22. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND  EASY.

 23. DON'T UPSET ME!  I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO
 HIDE THE BODIES.