DeTomaso Mailing List: December 2000, Message #208

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Subject: Fwd: You know your Itialin if:
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Subject: You know your Itialin if:
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The sad part is.............it's all true!!!  This sounds like my family!!!!  
:-)

You're 6'4", can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day, but you
still cry  when your mother yells at you.

You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit 2 mortadella
"sangwiches", 4 oranges and 3 bananas into a regular  paper lunch bag.

Your father owns 5 houses, has $300,000 in thebank , but still drives a
76 Monte  Carlo.....

You share a bathroom with your 5 siblings,  haie no money, but drive a
$45,000 Camaro....

Your mechanic,plumber, electrician,accountant and travel agent are all
blood relatives......

You live in a 900 square foot bungalow but still have 2 kitchens, (one
in the basement )........

You wear a world cup shirt and indoor socca shoes for midnight mass.....

Your 2 best friends are your cousin and your brother in law.....You are
a card carrying VIP at more than 3 dance clubs.....

At least 5 of your cousins  live on your street  and all 5 of those
cousins are named  after your grandfather or grandmother......

In some  capacity, there is a dump truck in your life.....

A high school diploma and 1 year of community college has earned you the
title  of " Professore"  among your Aunts.........

You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners......

You get one good shave from a disposable razor.....

If someone in your family grows beyond  5'6",   it  is presumed his
mother had an affair.....


There were more than 28 people in you Bridal party.....

You made more than 50,000 on your first Holy communion.....

30 years after immigrating, your parents still say "Pronto" when
answering the  phone.......

Plastic on the furniture is normal...

You only eat freash mozzerlla  (WET )

You know how to pronounce " Manicotti "

You've called some one a "mamaluke"

When you are agitated you speak in tounges by saying "Sweet Mother of
mine " in perfect Italian - but that is the extent of your  bilingual
abilities

You've seen the guy in AC in shorts, perfect white Reebok classics ( no
socks ), a half zipped up nike wind jacket showing off  his chest
hair/gold chains/ fat gut, smoking a half a cigar  ad thougt he was the
coolest guy you've ever seen

You laugh when someone keeps cash in his wallet



PINKY RINGS NOW YOU KNOW YOUR REALLY ITALIAN IF  IF  IF

you have a nonna not a grandma
You eat  Sundat dinner at  2:00
You know what a Rice ball really is
Your car has a green,red, and white bow with a horn attached to the
mirror
Christmas Eve.......only fish
Have a gold chain , cross and your horn
FUHGGETABOUTIT
John Gotti is your role model
Your nonna's meatballs are the best
You eat zepolis whenever you go to 18th ave Festival
You always dress to impress
Your favorite movies are  GODFATHER 
GOODFELLAS    BRONX TALE   THE LAST DON   and you live by them
You've been hit with a  wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you
Pastina for breakfast
Who are you kidding  pasta,  pasta,  pasta every day!

GOD BLESS US FOR BEING ITALIAN THE ONLY NATIONALITY THAT HAS TWO KINDS
OF PEOPLE.   THE REAL ITALIANS AND THE ONES WHO WISH  EVERY DAY THE WERE
ITALIAN.

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