DeTomaso Mailing List: April 2001, Message #216

Can we make sure that gets into the next newsletter under tech..
All the while with the lotions body shampoo's, rinses and zit.  I really
thought I was at the French bakery eating a Napoleon dessert with custard
filling.
That's nice....

Thank you,
Frederick H.

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fhall@houston.rr.com

POCA c/o Frederick Hall
3606 Fairvalley Drive
Houston, Texas  77068

281.880.9561 office
281.880.9563 fax

----- Original Message -----
From: charlotte fletcher <kevcha@juno.com>
To: Multiple recipients of list <detomaso@realbig.com>
Sent: Thursday, April 05, 2001 8:10 PM
Subject: Re: Upstate N.Y. P.I. representative


> Stosh (and list ), I've had it with Omaha, moving back to the Big
> Apple...now that IS New York...all I have to do is convince my husband.
> Once I get back home, I will help and unmercifully harass the local
> Pantera folks, if for no other reason to ensure that there is a woman on
> the east coast up to the standard set by Laurie (my hero). On a more or
> less formal note, my car is going to be in PI sometime in the next couple
> of months. Cory helped, and I agreed, as long as my boo can share the
> spotlight with my car.
>
> actually enjoying spring time in Omaha.
>
> Charlotte
>
>
> and:
>
>
>      HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
>
>      1.Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry  hamper
> according to lights and darks.
>
>      2.Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see  your
>      husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
>      3.Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make  mental
>      note - must do more sit-ups.
>
>      4.Get in the shower.  Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth,
>      long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
>
>      5.Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Sage shampoo with 43
>      added vitamins.
>
>      6.Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>
>      7.Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint conditioner
>      enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for  fifteen
>      minutes.
>
>      8.Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for  ten
>      minutes until red.
>
>      9.Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake
>      body wash.
>
>      10. Rinse conditioner off hair (you must make sure that  it
>      has all come off).
>
>      11. Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area  but
>      decide to get it waxed instead.
>
>      12. Scream loudly when your husband flushed the toilet  and
>      you lose the water pressure.
>
>      13. Turn off the shower.
>
>      14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.  Spray mold  spots with
>      Tilex.
>
>      15. Get out of shower.  Dry with towel the size of a small
>      country.  Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
>
>      16. Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit,  tweeze hairs.
>
>      17. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and  towel on head.
>
>      18. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any
>      exposed areas and then sashay to bedroom to spend and  hour and a
>      half getting dressed.
>
>      HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
>
>      1.Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed  and
>      leave them in a pile.
>
>      2.Walk naked to the bathroom.  If you see your wife along  the
>      way, shake wiener at her making the "woo-woo" sound.
>
>      3.Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in  your gut to
>      see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your wiener  in the
> mirror  and scratch your ass.
>
>      4.Get in the shower.
>
>      5.Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use  one).
>
>      6.Wash your face.
>
>      7.Wash your armpits.
>
>      8.Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just  rinse it
> off.
>
>      9.Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
>
>      10. Majority of time is spent washing your privates and  surrounding
> area.
>
>      11. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on  the soap
> bar.
>
>      12. Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).
>
>      13. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
>
>      14. Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the  mirror
> again.
>
>      15. Pee (in the shower).
>
>      16. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice  water on
> the
>      floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub  the whole
> time.
>
>      17. Partially dry off.
>
>      18. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles, admire  wiener
> size  again.
>
>      19. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the  floor.
>
>      20. Leave bathroom fan and light on.
>
>      21. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist.  If  you
> pass
>      your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and  make the
>      "woo-woo" sound again.
>
>      22. Throw wet towel on the bed.  Take 2 minutes to get  dressed.
>
>
>
>
>
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