DeTomaso Mailing List: July 2001, Message #74

 Subject: BAD American



Bad American' - George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I
 am George Carlin.
 I believe the money I make belongs to me and my
 family, not some
midlevel governmental functionary with a bad
comb-over who wants to give it
away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I'm not
in touch with my feelings and I like it that way,
 damn it! I believe no one ever died
because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or
Marilyn Manson sang. I think
owning a gun shouldn't make you the criminal. I
 believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or
 victimized. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better
 do it in English.

I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a
 shield for unpopular opinions or actions. I think fireworks should be
legal on the 4th of July. I think that being a student doesn't give you any
 more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents
are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you
 haven't begun to be enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God. My heroes
are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr.
Quinn, Medicine Woman. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know
 wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts
now, when I am freezing my ass through a long winter? I've
 never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the 
desert
after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been
 persecuted by the Turks
and neither have you, so shut-the-fuck-up already.
 
I want to know which church is it exactly where the
 Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches? And where does he get his money? And why
 is he always part of the problem and not the solution? I think the
 cops have everyright to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I
also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking the
 law, regardless of what color you are. I think if you are too stupid to
 know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the
 most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell
me crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These
people should be targets.

I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should
be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to
 never delay the rest of us again.
 
 I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes
 two parents. I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but
 please don't pretend they are a political statement.
 
 I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
 
 I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
 mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise. I believe if
 she has her lips on your Willie, it is sex, and it is sex for both of you.
 This even applies when you are President of the United States.
 
 If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
 
 Jim Kaiser
  Jamark Laboratories, Inc.
  3660 Roger B. Chaffee Blvd. SE
  Grand Rapids, MI 49548
  jimdkaiser@yahoo.com
  Phone: 616-447-0448 Fax: 616-447-0468
  Have a Great Day!!!
_____________________________________________ 
Hell yeah!!



Steve "Burnout" Wilcox
Blue'93 MTX
SVT/SHO Society of West Michigan




-----Original Message-----
From: "Jim Stratton" <dansr@net-link.net>
Sent: Tue, 3 Jul 2001 00:01:59 -0400
To:  <fsu2k@earthlink.net>
Subject: Fw: FW: BAD American


----- Original Message -----
From: "Jim Kaiser" <jimdkaiser@yahoo.com>
To: "Chuck Jaent" <cjaent@webtv.net>; "Cindy M Kaiser"
<ckaiser.HIGHSCHOOL@comstock-park.k12.mi.us>; "Hank and Betty Kaiser"
<papanena@aol.com>; "Kirk and Jan Kaiser" ; "Tom
LaBenne" <tflabenne@aol.com>; "Jim Mezwicki" ; "Bill
Crothers" <billc@masonlink.net>; "Nancy Dahl"
<ndahl.highschool@comstock-park.k12.mi.us>; "Kevin Flegel"
<kubscout2@home.com>; "Rob Herd" 
Sent: Sunday, May 27, 2001 9:15 AM
Subject: Fwd: FW: BAD American


>
> > Subject: BAD American
> >
> >
> > >
> > >Bad American' - George Carlin
> > >
> > >I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I
> > am George Carlin.
> > >I believe the money I make belongs to me and my
> > family, not some
> > >midlevel governmental functionary with a bad
> > comb-over who wants to
> > >give it
> > >away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I'm not
> > in touch with my
> > >feelings and I like it that way, damn it! I believe
> > no one ever
> > >died
> > >because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or
> > Marilyn Manson sang. I
> > >think
> > >owning a gun shouldn't make you the criminal. I
> > believe it's called
> > >the Boy
> > >Scouts for a reason.
> > >
> > >I don't think being a minority makes you noble or
> > victimized. I
> > >believe
> > >that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better
> > do it in English.
> > >
> > >I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a
> > shield for
> > >unpopular
> > >opinions or actions. I think fireworks should be
> > legal on the 4th of
> > >July. I
> > >think that being a student doesn't give you any
> > more enlightenment
> > >than
> > >working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents
> > are footing the
> > >bill to put
> > >your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you
> > haven't begun to be
> > >enlightened.
> > >
> > >I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or
> > her God. My heroes
> > >are John
> > >Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr.
> > Quinn, Medicine Woman.
> > >I don't
> > >hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know
> > wrestling is fake and I
> > >don't
> > >waste my time arguing about it.
> > >
> > >I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all
> > those experts
> > >now, when I
> > >am freezing my ass through a long winter? I've
> > never owned a slave,
> > >or was a
> > >slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert
> > after getting
> > >chased out of
> > >Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been
> > persecuted by the Turks
> > >and
> > >neither have you, so shut-the-#$%!-up already.
> > >
> > >I want to know which church is it exactly where the
> > Reverend Jesse
> > >Jackson
> > >preaches? And where does he get his money? And why
> > is he always part
> > >of the problem and not the solution? I think the
> > cops have every
> > >right to
> > >shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I
> > also think they
> > >have the
> > >
> > >right to pull your ass over if you are breaking the
> > law, regardless
> > >of what
> > >color you are. I think if you are too stupid to
> > know how a ballot
> > >works, I
> > >don't want you deciding who should be running the
> > most powerful
> > >nation in
> > >the world for the next four years.
> > >
> > >I hate those bastards standing in the intersections
> > trying to sell
> > >me crap
> > >or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to
> > their cause. These
> > >people
> > >should be targets.
> > >
> > >I think if you are in the passing lane, and not
> > passing, your
> > >license should
> > >be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the
> > bus until you
> > >promise to
> > >never delay the rest of us again.
> > >
> > >I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a
> > child, it takes
> > >two
> > >parents. I think tattoos and piercing are fine if
> > you want them, but
> > >please
> > >don't pretend they are a political statement.
> > >
> > >I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
> > >
> > >I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter
> > how desperately the
> > >mainstream media would like the world to believe
> > otherwise. I
> > >believe if
> > >she has her lips on your Willie, it is sex, and it
> > is sex for both
> > >of you.
> > >This even applies when you are President of the
> > United States.
> > >
> > >If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a
> > BAD American.
>
>
> =====
> Jim Kaiser
> Jamark Laboratories, Inc.
> 3660 Roger B. Chaffee Blvd. SE
> Grand Rapids, MI 49548
> jimdkaiser@yahoo.com
> Phone: 616-447-0448 Fax: 616-447-0468
> Have a Great Day!!!
>
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