[DeTomaso] Happy Birthday - Jack DeRyke

[JDeRyke at aol.com]

In a message dated 7/03/06 6:57:48 AM, larry at ohiotimecorp.com writes:

<< Well Jack you can finally apply for that AARP card you always wanted now!! 
>>

Thanks for the kind thought Larry, but unfortunately, I've been an AARP 
member for over a decade now.... The only good its done me is an occasional 
discount hotel room.  But my gray hair has, I believe, gotten me out of several 
traffic tickets. Believe it or not- 26 yrs of, as the '06 Fun Rally tee-shirt says, 
'anti-social behavior' with no tickets that stuck! And Judy has only had 
one.... Cheers- J Deryke