[DeTomaso] NPC: Priceless

[Mike & Elizabeth Thomas]

MessageAs she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over
the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop 
with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that 
classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 
What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
 
 I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
 
 The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just 
 what does a rectum stretcher do?"
 
Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work 
my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my
whole hand in, I work from side to side until I can get both hands 
in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.
 
She said, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

 Traffic Ticket $95.00
 Court Costs. $45.00
 Look on the Cop's Face...............PRICELESS